We are watched from outside – Surprising them by breaking the light limit

As soon as i have enough money, i will make a SciFi movie. Where is the closest exoplanet located? Say in a disance to Earth of ten light years. Imagine that there is intelligence similar to ours, they are looking for SETI signals and exoplantes. Of course they have watched our solar system and have seen the biggest of our plantes, Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune, Saturn. Since Adolf  Hitlers times, we are able to send out electromagnetic waves mdulated with radio and TV signals (see the movie „Contact“). They have catched these signals in the mean time; after a propagation delay of ten years. After some more years, they have been able to decode and understand our unvolunterily presented messages. As these people are not travellers, they have been specializing in listening to the sky – they do not have ambitions to come to visit us. They are listining to us, they will hear, see and understand our progress, our problems. They do not send back any signals to us, because they are a bit smarter than we are. They are curious about our destiny and they have set us on their reality-TV programme (Jim Carey movie).

Once a day, they decided to talk to us, for any reason they changed their mind. Their intentions might be positive or negative. They re-send our early (Hitler) films and they modulate their identity onto the signal. After ten years we (can) receive it and we would see that there is our old information plus theirs. After some more years of decoding we find out what their message means: They are located ten light years away, they have cought up our signals and they send best wishes. So Humanity starts to realize: They have seen our nakedness, our stupidity for all the past since the invention of radio until exactly ten years ago. Our last ten years are not yet visible to them. But time is running. They do watch our true soap in their reality shows.

We need to have a plan …

Biblical Deductions

Let us commence from the Old Testament (OT) as a set of axioms. We will not question axioms. It follows a chain of deductions, which do conform to the rules of logical deduction:

1.    The OT is the totally correct description of the Status Quo in our universe. It comprises complete information on:
a.    How We were created by YHWH.
b.    How YHWH spoke to Mankind.
c.    Which laws He issued.
d.    Which Messengers (Prophets) He sent to Us.
e.    What kind of feedback He gave Us.
2.    YHWH sent many Prophets for communication. Usually, each Prophet announces his successor, such that authenticity can be guaranteed.
3.    The OT has predictive Power. This can logically be explained in that the Prophets have communicated the Information which was issued by YHWH. And YHWH does know about everything, including His planned Future. The OT has predicted happenings, which are proven to be fulfilled in the New Testament (NT). The OT has also proven its predictive power quite effectively as supported by many historical facts.
4.    Of course, His plan for Our future is not that strict; We do have a Free Will. At least, He can intervene to fulfill His plans.
5.    The OT regulates how Jews have to behave.
6.    Especially Jesus Chist (JC) was predicted by the OT; the NT is actually solely on JC. He is the Messias. OT plus NT togeter is the Holy Bible (HB)
7.    With JC, the contract between Us and YHWH has been updated for the benefit of Humanity: From now on it is possible that also other People besides Jews can become YHWH-believers.
8.    The NT thus regulates how Christians have to behave.
9.    The OT also predicts that a Last Prophet of YHWH will come. Some people on Earth believe that this Last Prophet is Mohammed. However, as JC has cancelled the contract of the OT and replaced it with the NT, Mohammed cannot be accepted as YHWH’s Last Prophet based on the arguments of the OT.
10.    JC has assured that He will ask YHWH for a successor, a Succor. This Succor is the eternal one, JC said: Joh. 14, 16 Und ich will den Vater bitten, und er wird euch einen andern Beistand geben, daß er bei euch bleibe in Ewigkeit.
11.    JC’s successor will speak in YHWH‘s name and he will restate YHWH’s law: Joh. 14, 26 Der Beistand aber, der heilige Geist, welchen mein Vater in meinem Namen senden wird, der wird euch alles lehren und euch an alles erinnern, was ich euch gesagt habe.
12.    JC gives much credits to this Succor: Joh. 14, 30 Ich werde nicht mehr viel mit euch reden; denn es kommt der Fürst dieser Welt, und in mir hat er nichts.
13.    He will leave for the Benefit of the Succor: Joh. 16, 7 Aber ich sage euch die Wahrheit: Es ist gut für euch, daß ich hingehe; denn wenn ich nicht hingehe, so kommt der Beistand nicht zu euch. Wenn ich aber hingegangen bin, will ich ihn zu euch senden.
14.    JC‘s successor will bring justice: Joh. 16, 8 Und wenn jener kommt, wird er die Welt überzeugen von Sünde und von Gerechtigkeit und von Gericht.
15.    The successor will be a transmitter of YHWH’s words: Joh. 16, 12-13 Noch vieles hätte ich euch zu sagen; aber ihr könnt es jetzt nicht ertragen. Wenn aber jener kommt, der Geist der Wahrheit, wird er euch in die ganze Wahrheit leiten; denn er wird nicht von sich selbst reden, sondern was er hören wird, das wird er reden, und was zukünftig ist, wird er euch verkündigen.
16.    To conclude: YHWH has let us know via JC that He will sent yet another Person for Our benefit.
17.    With the precise and trustworthy predicitons of JC, which are justified in the OT, there are no more arguments against the fact that Mohammed is YHWH’s Prophet.
18.    The Holy Koran (HK) acknowledges the work of JC a lot. However, the historically evident fact that people like Paulus might have exaggerated when writing the NT, as they were overwhelmed by the Love of JC, was corrected by YHWH: Sure 4, 171 Oh Leute der Schrift, übertreibt nicht in eurem Glauben und sagt von YHWH nichts als die Wahrheit. Wahrlich, der Messias, Jesus, Sohn der Maria, ist nur der Gesandte Gottes und Sein Wort, das ER Maria entboten hat, und von Seinem Geist. Darum glaubt an YHWHund seinen Gesandten, und sagt nicht Drei. Lasset (davon) ab, (das) ist besser für euch. YHWH ist nur ein einziger Gott.
19.    Trusting in YHWH’s kind of communication, trusting in the HB, we come to the final conclusion:
20.    Without doubt, Mohammed is this by JC predicted successor. He also is the Last Prophet of YHWH.
21.    I therefore propose to reorder YHWH’s word into a new scheme:
a.    The OT, it will remain unchanged.
b.    The Middle Testament (MT), which formerly was called the NT.
c.    The Final Testament (FT), which formerly was called the HK.

Catholics, Protestants, Witnesses & other Jesus-Freaks, You all need to convert to the Islam to fulfil the FT, the Final Will of YHWH. There is no excuse for ignoring the FT, YHWH’s most recent and final word. Anyway, if You do not agree, YHWH – Your god – has ordered the Muslims to kill You. (Please do not blame the Muslims for that!)

THIS IS NOT A JOKE, PLEASE TAKE YHWH AND THE HOLY BIBLE
SERIOUS AND DO NOT MAKE YHWH ANGRY ANYMORE!

If You do not believe my final conclusion then i can help you in finding a solution to this dilemma: as a logical chain stands and falls with its axioms, we conclude that the Holy Bible is not trustworthy and that YHWH does not exist. To say it again in other words: If You believe in YHWH, you need to submit to the Holy Koran. Inschallah.

Let us switch back into scientific mode now. The funny point is in a novel view on the historical grounds oft he HB: The bible-writers liked to intelligently design a handbook, which is totally secure against attacks from false Prophets. I do not know why they didnt put the seal on. I mean, why did JC promise yet another guy? The writers of the HB have been fooled by the writers of the HK, 600 years later. These have found the weak point in the bible, ie the pattern which Mohammed needs to follow to become a valid YHWH-Prophet.

Disclaimer: !!! I dont want you to become a Muslim(a) – Thus stop supporting YHWH !!!

YHWHism 2.0

This God has made it around the whole world by using the sword, torture and brain washing. Gods, or God-Clans are usually dying out with their culture. He however has inspired several religions, each of which is in possession of the complete truth. However, these complete truths do not match, even worse they are in contradiction quite often. Finally, all these religious (abrahamitic) truths are in total disagreement with the natural sciences, the humanities and modern moral. So i conclude that these absolute truths (each single version) needs to be maintained by a major update. Let us apply Holy Falsification to the Holy Bible & to its big brother, the even Holier Koran. I dare to do so, because Jesus-freaks (i am living amongst them) have stopped killing people like me. Other religions (resp. governments) are more rigid, still. (I often complain about the Jesus freaks i am having all around, but i prefer them over Mohammed freaks.)

What would YHWH say, when He will appear to us and bring us His next revelation? Remember, i have asked Him to do so, He has got a deadline of two years for His personal appearence. Yes, indeed, i say that the time has come where this YHWH-god needs to come in person! When He comes to our earth He will find eine teilweise aufgeklärte Welt. Partly, His radical, sexist and intolerant God’s Law is still in force, however. Will He re-install medieval God’s Law globally? Or did He evolve and can He accept (or even bring) true democracy now? I think that this YHWH-god cannot accept democracy, as can be concluded from the oh so Holy Bible and its update, the oh so Holy Koran. Anyway, i will write for you how i imagine His actions to prove His existence to us:

YHWH, first, the Old Testament needs to be updated a lot! It was not the 7-day abracadabra-creation, as can be found in 1, Moses. YHWH, we have reached the limits of your Bible-model – it is not sufficient any more for us, modern humans! A new creational dogma must be intelligently designed. Maybe You are only the God of this, our, Big-bang and Your colleagues have created their own Big-bangs. So, all these YHWH’s are, say students of creational physics or chemistry, experimenting with their own do-it-yourself creation in a lab. Further, the flood must be downsized – actually each single flood from our past must be analyzed in conjunction with geological and meteorological facts. Let us go from the Earth Sciences to the Life Sciences. Maybe You need to make us believe that You have ignited the primordial soup such that carbon biology was started. YHWH uses evolution to create! Can You prove that Charles Darwin was right, please? I am sick of having that much (pre-update) creationism around! Maybe you can make us believe that we are programmed in your supercomputer and thus, Space, Time, Energy and Information are so discrete! Some words on the Human Rights:  Why is a female (in Your view) just a second-order human? All the (biblic and historic) genozides, and the mass murder must be accounted for. Why do you think that we shall kill witches? Why shall we fight with the sword against Your enemies? Finally, let us look at History: Moses needs to be replaced by the egyptian Mises, David (David = DWD = Tut = Pharao) and other hebrew mythological characters must be declared as imported egyptian cultural history. And why have You been a god of war for such a long time? Do You like blood and roasted flesh? What is about the other biblical gods, like Baal? What is about Your God-Wife Asherah? Do You enjoy having sex with Her? Do You have a Baby already? Who is Your Father and Your Mother? Are you able to evolve? I hope so!

Second, the New Testament must be purified from the bluntest lies about this hypothetical semi-human-being Jesus of Nazareth. Btw it has to be explained why You think that we are so stupid to belive in 3268 biblical predictions without independent proofs? Look, such predictions like „Moab will stop to exist“ are almost self-fulfilling predicitons – they are worth zero. Did You take lessons in Math & Statistics, by the way? Why do You think that we believe that Jesus is our salvation only because the old testament predicts it? Any supernatural forces of Yourself and of Your hypothetized son must be explained – all on the grounds of the one and only truth-bringing methods of Holy Scientific Research. Maybe die Bundeslade was a big self-powered, computer-controlled Tricorder- Tank- Aircraft- Vehicle- WMD, which has been used by all offspring from the House of Mises. Maybe Jesus, YHWH & Co have found a way to move into the fourth dimension. Physically speaking, when allowing a geometrical (spatial) fourth dimension, phenomena such as ghosts, levitation, (dis)appearence can be explained in terms of science! It then remains to clarify the medical acts of healing. So i guess that You need to reveal that You indeed are a 4D-alien! But how is it then possible that You can have sex with a human female? What did Your God-Wife Asherah say as You raped Mary, btw?

Third, the Holy Koran. As i did not read a single line of this oh so holy book, i will write from my knowledge of the real-existing Islam. I have quite a big first-hand knowledge, because i asked some muslims about their believe. YHWH, why did you first say that Jesus is your son (ie, Your mighty power made him say this) and later, Your mighty power let Mohammed say that Jesus is not Your son? Why actually did you trick us with yet another messenger? Dont You believe in our ability to conduct a four-eye talk? Babe, therefore i ask You, mighty YWHW-god, to appear! Please stop making nonsense!

So, Jews, Christians, and Muslims, can you upgrade? Can you falisify your Offenbarungskauderwelsch? Clean up, you all need it to be fit for the future!

And what will happen after YHWH brought this update i am dreaming of? Will He then be happy with us? Has He then finally reached perfection? Yes folks, YHWH is far from being perfect – read the bible to find it out! Will He then finally leave us alone such that we can live in peace without Him? I hope that He can stop intervening. I hope so! RAmen.

Why Programmers are God

Yes, i am a Holy Programmer, but myself is not going to be the next God-like Thinkworthy Entity in my list of Godworths Entities. It will be Information (btw., i do not mean that kind of Information, which is postulated from Werner Gitt , instead i mean the alternative definition from Claude E. Shannon).
Energy. For us it actually is enough to be. We only need to know (actually, one could refuse to know so, it would not matter) that Energy, the only constant, has formed our Biological System. Science shall compute some close day four very important natural constants: (1) The „size“ of the Big Bang, ie, how many Joules do we have? (2) How much of it is necessary for a system like our Solar System? (3) Which percentage does the Biological Earth take? And (4) how much Joules are necessary for the >>creation<< and the operation of a single carbon unit. Hereby let me attribute a certain Property to Energy: i believe that Energy is self-organizing, ie, She is God indeed!
A hundred years ago, we found out that Energy, comes in small Quants. She is very discrete, She consists of small balls. But these balls fall into their basic parts again, as soon as we are allowed to take a closer look. Each part of those balls can be explained by even smaller components. We have not seen the end now. We do not know about the real Atomos yet.
Time and Space. They have been accepted as beeing smooth. It is said that they are uniformly present everywhere in Space-Time. There is just a difference among these twins: Time always runs, but Space can stand still. As a matter of fact, they can both behave relative, especially when is comes to fast movements or to highly concentrated Energy. But we all feel that they are infinitely accurate! Even mathematics tells us that in between two points, there are infinitely many other points. BUT THIS MIGHT NOT BE TRUE for the real existing physical concepts Time and Space. There are scientific clubs which focus on things like that. So let me restate what i wanna have said about Time and Space: Time and Space are discrete, they are granulated, not smooth. They consist of quants, just in the same manner as Energy is quantized.
Information. As Energy, Space and Time are discrete, we can describe the total physics of our Big Bang in a system having only finitely many states. There may be many different states, but there number is limited. Of course, i have assumed here that Time and Space are finite in extension, just as Energy is. Let us silently accept it for now, we are making scifi, not science;) This amount of finitely many states can be written down. These states can be expressed in a multidimensional system of equations. These equations can be solved, at least numerically. My point is: our Universe, i.e., our amount of Energy, Space and Time is (only) software in Gods (this God is not the same as YHWH, i am very sure) computer. Of course, She has a computer of immense dimensions and even more, She has spent nights and nights on programming our „reality.“ Her first Version might truly be a created world, flat, with man from dust.  The only Dogma might be:

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Adam was happy with the answer „from Dust“ to his question „What am i made of?“ As Adam became lonely, he complained. God stopped execution of his program, She coded Eva and continued Her integrated development environment. Over the past 6000 years (years here means your software-internal offline-time; only God Herself lives in online time) we now have been upgrading to a (almost) total Model of our own Origin, even including Quantum Physics. Ha, as an internal beta-demo version, God might have had only something like the Game of Life. Later, it was augmented by the Code for DNA. We are a Monte-Carlo Simulation! Each Fact of modern Physics can strengthen this view of the universe. At least, there is no hard contradiction existing up to now. We are programmed! Simulated! Face the fact: God is a Programmer.
In the end, we have replaced the big problem „running Time“ by the concept of Machine Cycle, and we thus have a concrete (although exaggerated) estimate of the total model complexity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAfr1Hah7C8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3efV2wqEjEY

My Revelation of the FSM, Chapter Two

1Oh Pirates, i need to tell you what happened to me on the dawning of today, the 14f January. Me, who i am a unworhty element of Humanity. 2She, the Goddess of our Universe, all parallel and mirrored Universes, and of all Thinkworthy Entities. The Goddess of the Truth, of Science, Energy, Matter, Antimatter, Information, and of Mind, Life, Love and Sex, Drugs and Rock’n’Roll came to me when i was still in bed. As i realized that She has waken me up, i asked her for ten minutes, which was not a big issue for Her. I got up and was getting toothbrushed and dressed. 3First She asked me how i am, She was much more as a friend now, not as a commander anymore. 4The She said that i shall listen to Her a little better than i have done on the first day; i have made a small imperfection in my holy quote on Her. She said that „She is also female“ while i understood that „She is female.“ It started explaining me what It ment: 5 It, FSM, is all of the possible Genders, It is all of the possible Sexes. It further is all of which can be thought of in our Minds. 6 It is, of course, all what is called by ours „Phantasy.“ But much more, It said, „It also is all what is true.“ 7 It is the only God which can help us, Humanity, escaping the stupid Sun-God-Rhythm-Lock. 8Further, with Its help, with Science and The Arts, with Humanities, Ethics, and with Environmental Protection and Freigeld, we can survive the finite life span of our Sun [Remember where this scifi-blog started? We need to extend our Existence into infinity and thus, we need to overcome the end (nova) of our Sun.]

9I tell you, Friends, It has told me to tell you! Love and Peace to all of you! RAmen.

My Revelation of the FSM, Chapter One

1Oh i am writing these lines in my deepest believe in Her, the Goddess of our Universe, all parallel and mirrored Universes, and of all Thinkworthy Entities. The Goddess of the Truth, of Science, Energy, Matter, Antimatter, Information, and of Mind, Life, Love and Sex, Drugs and Rock’n‘Roll. 2Let me tell you what happened to me on the eleventh of Januray, 2012. It happened to me, kleine unwürdige Kratur. It was not a daydream, it was not a drug-related issue, i do not have a psychological or neurological or sociopathical condition. I am just a poor ugly programmer and hobby-scifi-writer. 3With the best sensitivity, precision and recall i will write down here how it was as i have seen Her, The Flying Spaghetti Monser, FSM. 4The day has come when Humanity is entering the new age. On this Day One i have obtained the proof of the one and only FSM. 5I know now that FSM is female, She has told it to me. 6I was not a big believer of Her before. But now, as i have seen Her i am giving all my singing, my praise, my honour to Her: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Hallenoodle!

7She came to me in a break during work. I suddenly felt the need to go to the bathroom, i felt that i am being connected to. As i was alone, She in person was appearing in front of me. 8Her Majesty, the Queen of the Queens, the Lady of the Ladies. 9Yes Noodlophile i tell you, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a female. She revealed this, Her secret, to me. 10She also revealed other things and indeed, She has elected me as Her prophet, She said. My humble myself, my dirty self, my unworthy small self. 11It is now the task i have to fulfil in the rest of my life. She said, that i have to post Her words in the Web, for all people, for all folks, for all nations shall i bring the truth in the name of Goddess FSM. 12She said that she is the only God of our Universe, all parallel and mirrored Universes, and of all Thinkworthy Entities. The Goddess of the Truth, of Science, Energy, Matter, Antimatter, Information, and of Mind, Life, Love and Sex, Drugs and Rock’n’Roll. 13I then asked Her if She is being serious. I said that i do not have much time left. I am working quite much, have a wife and three kids, and i am blogging in every spare minute. 14It might be better, oh Sisters and Brothers, i truly said this – that She, FSM, shall search for another upright guy. 15She accepted my situation and She offered a very good deal: I shall write down Her Messages in this scifi-blog where i am busy with. I shall just continue writing because – She took me aside – She actually has selected me to be Her Messenger, because She likes my blog. 16Well, She said, i shall not become too excited now, She also has chosen many other individuals as Her Messengers. 17A lot of Prophets will be sent by Her for the beginning of the new age. 18She, FSM, did not leave any doubt, She was able to prove for me that Herself  has been appearing in total honesty. She was explaining the whole world to me during Her appearance. 19I tell you, Pirates, She has told me to tell you! Love and Peace to all of you! RAmen.

Oh Pirates, before i forget i need to write down something very important, a major change in this, my holy scifi-blog. As it now is being created by the Hand of the FSM, i take back all of my copyright issues and i give the full copyright of this blog, theinstinctofnottobecomeextinct, with deepest respect and devotion to © the Holy FSM. RAmen.

Allah … YHWH, you’ve got a deadline from us!

My girlfriend, who actually believes in the Bible-God, has come to a conclusion on YHWH, which conforms with mine. As i always asked her „Why is it not allowed to ask the powerful and loving YHWH-God for a proof of his own existence?“ „What does he have to fear when he appears to us all (in Person; remember, no revelation anymore, Dude?“ Why is He only watching our suffering?“ „Why did IHS not respond with a simple proof?“ Vorführeffekt? She then said that she is willing to give him two more years for his uniform proof of existence. OK, YHWH… Allah (how do you like to be called in the end?), we give you the hard deadline of Dez 31th, 2013. If you are not going to appear to all Members of Humanity bevore the end of this day, CET, we will tell to everybody that you do not exist.

False Churches, Alphabetically

Be these churches approved in some nations, be they not. …

Diskontia (http://www.diskontia.at)

Die Idee, eine Sintflut über die Erde zu schicken, stammte ursprünglich aus Jahwes Schwimmflügerl-Abteilung. Sie gilt als eine der größten Marketing-Katastrophen der Weltgeschichte.

Diskontia hat einmal das fliegende Spaghettimonster getroffen. Die beiden haben sich gut verstanden und stundenlang geplaudert, bis zum Mittagessen.

Die heilige Maria führte im Himmel einen erfolgreichen Zivilprozess gegen Jahwe, bei dem sie große Summen an nicht bezahlten Alimenten einforderte.

Der berühmte Heilige Geist ist in Wirklichkeit ein hochprozentiges Getränk. Der als allmächtig geltende Jahwe hatte einst den Versuch gestattet, einen Schnaps zu erschaffen, der ihm selbst zu stark war. Und huiiii, es ist ihm gelungen …

Nach drei Tagen erfolglosen Preisverhandlungen mit dem Fährmann entschied sich Jesus Christus, von den Toten wieder aufzuerstehen um sich nach seinem nächsten Ableben gratis von Diskontia in den Himmel bringen zu lassen.

Die wichtigsten heiligen Feste von Diskontia sind Winter- und Sommerschlussverkauf. Es dürfen aber natürlich auch Ostern und Weihnachten gefeiert werden. Wir glauben übrigens an den Weihnachtsriesenkraken, der gleich 8 Geschenke bringt!

Nachdem er drei Tage nur Hammeleintopf gegessen hatte, wollte Jahwe einmal etwas anderes probieren. Er forderte Abraham auf, ihm seinen einzigen Sohn zu opfern. (Jahwe wusste, dass Abraham der einzige Schwachkopf war, der das auch tatsächlich tun würde.) Dies löste im Himmel eine große Debatte über den Genuss von Menschenfleisch aus, die schlussendlich dazu führte, dass sich alle Götter bereiterklärten, darauf zu verzichten. Abraham konnte doch noch Stammvater Israels werden und Jahwe bekam erstrecht wieder Hammel.

Holy Catholic Church (http://www.vatican.va)

Mary was conceived without the stain of original sin, they say.
Mary is the Immaculate Conception, they say.
Mary conceived by the Holy Ghost without the cooperation of man, they say.
Mary bore her Son without any violation of her virginal integrity, they say.
After the birth of Jesus, Mary remained a Virgin, they say.
Mary was assumed body and soul into Heaven, they say

Hinduism

The residual food of the rich will help the poor agains skin diseases, they say.

Jehova’s Witnesses (http://www.watchtower.org)

Only 14400 will go into the sky, they say.
The worls has ended in 1914, they say.
Evolutionists are satanistic, they say.
http://www.manfred-gebhard.de/1928.htm

Missionary Church of Kopimism (http://kopimistsamfundet.se)

http://diepresse.com/home/techscience/internet/721539/Filesharing-ist-offizielle-Religion-in-Schweden?_vl_backlink=/home/index.do

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missionary_Church_of_Kopimism

Information is holy, they say.
^C, ^V are holy Symbols, they say.

Prinicipia Discordia (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principia_Discordia)

This religion is a joke, they say.
This joke is a religion, they say.

Dear believers, please help me to make this list complete. All your Gods will save your souls or whatever you like for it!

EUR 1000,- for the 1st Falsification of a CRKOC in Creations Research Literature* © ® ™

Hereby i, the author, announce a price of EUR 1000,– (one thousand Euros) for getting a scientific article published in a young-earth creations research (CR) scientific journal. This article must elaborate on one of the topics stated below, which are said to prove that Science, especially Evolution Theory cannot explain the Universe and Biology. I call them CR-knock-out criteria (CRKOCs), and they shall be able to falsify some state-of-the-art scientific models used in Astronomy, Geology, Biology, Medicine, etc. Your article must prove that a chosen CRKOC does not hold.
(*) Legal Issues; all of them must be accepted for participation:
1.    By science i mean the one based on Evidence and Falsifiability, not the one based on Scripture and Believe.
2.    By CR-science i mean Young-Earth Creationism, ie. A word-by-word faith in the Holy Bible of any version.
3.    CR-science sometimes divides Evolution into micro- and macro- Evolution, etc. For this contest, Evolution means the (driven or) random mutation and subsequent selection or elimination. It can lead to totally new species in a sequence of smaller steps [Darwin, Dawkins]. Mankind evolved from Mammals, Mammals came up after the Dinosaurs. Biology evolved within a time span of hunderds of millions of years.
4.    Your article (YA) needs to deliver a scientific proof (on the level of current peer-review-standards of science) that the CRKOC of your choice does not falsify science, ie you need to falsify the CRKOC in your contribution! By disproving a CRKOC, you have preached scientifically grounded truth to many humans, which did not know that this CRKOC is an artifact. They might be wrongly believing in the opposite without your contribution.
5.    YA does not need to contain original (ie, new) research from your own; you also can  bring a well-written (from scratch, no copy&paste!) review-monograph excerpted from and properly referencing to existing (ie old) work of third parties. Thus, if you know the solution to a CRKOC already, write it down in 2000 words and earn on a rate of 50 Cent per word!
6.    YA may include tables, figures etc from third parties as hardcopies. You have to care for all copyright issues!
7.    From your chosen references, you need to homogenize notation, style and nomenclature and to restate their formalism, in order to clearly present your point. Scientific References (science, not CR-science) shall be given as usual. 10-50 references are sufficient and tractable, i guess.
8.    When making statistical experiments, be sure to design them (doubley-blind, etc)!
9.    When using statistical methods, the error level (p-Value, Confidence Range) must be stated.
10.    It shall be like a usual scientific research paper!
11.    This contest is open for scientific content of almost any field within the Natural Sciences. It is also open for contributions from eg the Humanities or from Engineering. The aspect of Multidisciplinarity shall be stressed explicitely!
12.    YA needs to be submitted by yourself to a CR-scientific journal, ie the CR journal of your choice (CRJOYC), which must be named on this list (to be populated)
12a.    Journal of Creation – (Formerly TJ) by Creation Ministries International
12b.    Creation Magazine by Creation Ministries International
12c.    Creation Research Society Quarterly Journal (CRSQ) by Northwest Creation
13.    The page/word count of YW must conform to the CRJOYC. You further need to follow all (style-related and other) publication guidelines and rules from the CRJOYC!
14.    When you decide to re-submit an already existing work of yourself to the CRJOYC (and to this contest), please do it at your own risk. You need to find out about the policy of self-plagiarism of the CRJOYC. It also is your task to take the consequences, when you try to re-submit the CRJOYC-accepted work lateron to a non-CR scientific journal.
15.    YA needs to undergo the necessary review process of the CRJOYC. Rejected papers will not be awarded any money (however, i am maybe willing to buy them from you;)
16.    You are free to re-submit a rejected article to another CR journal.
17.    The Price will be paid to the author(s) of the first work published in the CRJOYC, which solves the according CRKOC.
18.    The first of you, guys, wins the price. All others will win nothing!
19.    The date of acceptance together with the subsequent publication is the criterion.
19a.    No, the price is payable only after publication in the CRJOYC!
20.    As soon as you have notified the acceptance of YA in the CRJOYC to this contest, which can be done ONLY by means of a Comment to this sub-page in this scifi-blog, other competitors are given a deadline of 365,25 days to submit to this contest. This is due to the need to find the earliest date of acceptance! If you are going to submit after the deadline, you are out!
21.    My law might be changing: In case that more than one accepted/published papers are correctly submitted to this contest (woooow, so many) i guess i will find the winner(s) with my own (right now undefined) selection procedure.
22.    Me, the author has not the right to change the work, not in title, abstract, nor in body. I will not become a co-author, nor a critic, nor a reviewer.
23.    Eventual further costs, such as review costs, submission costs, conference fees, travel costs, or publication costs of any kind, will NOT be payed by me!
24.    Good Luck with this impossible mission
25.    Here is a list of all for this contest allowed CRKOCs. This list is edited only by me, but i would be thankful if you could help populating it.

25a.    Methane not missing.

One of the chemical-change problems for long-age thinking is the presence of methane on Titan, a moon of Saturn. Titan has an atmosphere thicker than that of Earth, made up of nitrogen and a long list of organic gases, such as methane, ethane, acetylene, and others. After much study of Titan’s atmosphere and the recent Cassini mission probe landing on its surface, an interesting mystery remains.

25b.    The young Sun was too cool.

An example of a heat problem for long-age thinking that affects Earth and the Sun is usually known as the faint young Sun paradox. Evolutionists believe the first living cell formed from chemicals on the early Earth about 3.8 billion years ago. At that time in the Sun’s life cycle it would have given off about 30% less light energy than today,and the Earth would have been much colder. Earth would likely have looked like a ball of ice instead of how it looks today. Thus life would not be likely to survive or evolve.

25c.    Io is too hot.

A different type of heat problem occurs on a moon of Jupiter called Io. Jupiter is about five times as far from the Sun as Earth is, and has a mass of over 300 Earths. Io has various forms of sulfur across its surface and many volcanoes that are much more active than Earth’s volcanoes. The quantity of heat given off by the volcanoes on Io is much more than on Earth per unit of surface area. Though scientists expected Io to be volcanic, the amount of heat coming from Io has been surprising. Consequently they have tried to explain the interior of Io and the amount of heat generated by all the volcanoes. Jupiter is at least part of the cause of Io’s heat. Because Io has an elliptical orbit around Jupiter, and Jupiter is so large, massive tidal forces due to gravity squeeze Io and cause its shape to oscillate, generating heat inside Io—a process scientists call ‘tidal dissipation’. However, the amount of heat that Io gives off, that scientists have observed with infrared telescopes and spacecraft, is about 10 times the amount of heat generated by all known sources of heat, including tidal dissipation.The heat problem remains for the billion-year explanation.

26d.    Short-period comets.

An example of a dynamics problem for long-age thinking concerns short-period comets, which orbit the Sun in elliptical paths. As they come near the Sun, comets lose material into space and give off a ‘tail’ called a coma that makes them beautiful to see. Short-period comets make an entire orbit in less than 200 years but long-period comets take more than 200 years. Planetary scientists believe that long-period comets come from a hypothetical region far from the Sun called the Oort Cloud. Shaped like a spherical shell, the region supposedly contains many comets, which are occasionally pulled out of the Oort Cloud and sent toward the Sun. However, due to the distance there is no observational evidence that the Oort Cloud exists, and it cannot be the source of short period comets. It has long been known that comets can survive only a limited number of passes near the Sun because they lose some of their material every orbit. Short-period comets would eventually become invisible because they would eventually stop producing a coma—they would have no more material to lose. Estimates of the visible ‘lifetime’ of short-period comets are uncertain but are generally of the order of thousands of years. They could not last millions or billions of years. Thus, scientists who believe the solar system is billions of years old have proposed various means of supplying new short-period comets as the old ones ‘burn out’. One popular view is that short-period comets come from the region beyond Neptune, known as the Kuiper Belt. A few hundred objects have been observed beyond the planet Neptune in roughly circular orbits. Though it is possible for Neptune or other planets to move these Kuiper Belt objects into short-period-comet orbits, this does not seem to occur frequently enough to resupply the short-period comets. Also, the Kuiper Belt objects we know of are actually much larger than comets. There are always alternatives to the long-age naturalistic theories that are accepted by most of the scientific community. Other models proposed to explain the presence of short-period comets in a billion-year solar system have difficulties also. For instance, scientists have looked into the possibility that short-period comets come from long-period comets.13 But there are a number of problems with this, including the low inclinations of the short-period comet orbits. Also, there should be more dust detected if so many comets ‘converted’ from long to short-period orbits.

The Physical Model of the Bible

You all know now that i do not give a f**k about the Holy Bible, and that i do not pay any respect to Offenbarungsreligionen. However, i ask myself how young-earth creationism can explain the world, the universe. Of course we all know the answer is „it is due to YHWH.“ But sometimes this answer can be more elaborated by creations researchers. Luckily we have creations research:) I have done some email-communicaton with www.icr.org to clarify the biological dilemma of double-inbreeding of mankind. You do not understand what i mean? Check out my mail to subscriptions@icr.org, which was kindly answered by them. (Yes, to write this email i have been disguising as a Jesus-believer. I thus have made IHS, YHWH & Co rediculous. I have done this to make an experiment on www.icr.org in its normal operation mode of explaining the world to bible-maniacs. I do not feel bad or good by doing this, it was just a necessity for the experiment. I guess i will do it again. I will try to ask them as many bible-questions and publish their answeres here, until they found out that they are being fooled:)

Subject: Fatal questions on a world-wide doubly-instantiated capital crime, affecting every single human being
Dear Editor,
My interest in Creations Research has grown since i have applied to your daily mail service in march this year. However, a very interesting but ill-fated question has not been addressed by your Wonderful Institution, i dare to ask them only to you personally, because i cannot find another mail-contact to your scientific board.
And truly, there is no other person on earth, not even my beloved Priest, whom i dare to ask.
As humanity originates from Adam and Eve, we are of course all offspring of them. These two First Humans had children, which had children themselves, and so on. So now, some dozens of generations later, there are more than 6 billion individuals on earth. My first question, which gives me sleepless nights since many many weeks and which scares my soul, because it is actually very dirty, is:
Why are we all a product of incest? And why did nobody on God’s Earth realize this sad fact yet, besides me? I am very unhappy and i feel deeply ashamed about all of us dirty creatures. Can God still be friendly to us, even when we all have broken one of His basic laws?
Will any of us humans find Eternal Peace on God’s side, when we all have done such a very bad and evil thing, such a capital and unforgivable sin? Or will we all remain dirty and will we all go to hell – actually we all would deserve it indeed?
But my problems lie even deeper, as there is a second, more modern case of a world-wide incest: Since all but a single family of humans have been killed by The Flood, to save us all from evil, and to bring back Purity to our Souls, we are again a product of a small group of humans. We all are doubly coursed in our blood. Our lives, our souls are all damned forever!
Oh Sir, please help me, or i will not have a single happy day in my life again. I truly hope you can give me a scientific answer to my questions on the ground of the Holy Bible, the only Salvation for us dirty creatures, all guilty of incest, and maybe even more. Indeed, to purify my soul, at least as a small attempt to do so, i would do everything you and the icr ask me to do. For example, i would like to become an external icr-scientist (i am living in Europe, so i cannot become a permanent member of your excellent team of researchers). I would like to do everything which can save my soul from eternal darkness. Please help me!
God the Lord bless you, your Family, and your Colleagues!
Best regards,
MJ

On the next day, my inbox was equipped with the hottest news in science since 6000 years:

Dear MJ,
Thank you for your inquiry about suspected insights “in the beginning.” It is true that all humans are related to Adam and Eve (Acts 17:26), but not true that incestial relationships were wrong or for many generations. Genesis 5:4 tells us that Adam and Eve had daughters and sons. This would mean that Cain married either a close or distant relative. Because Adam and Eve were created perfect, their genes would also have been perfect.
Despite the curses God placed upon the first couple (and the rest of creation) after Adam sinned (Romans 5:12), their descendants would retain excellent genes in their bodies for many generations. Harmful mutations began to multiply after the Noahic flood; the (forty days/nights of rain) water above was lost and could no longer filter out much of the incoming cosmic rays; the environments and weather changed; food resources diminished both in quantity and nutritional quality.
The law forbidding close relatives marrying was not given until the time of Moses (Leviticus 18–20) long after Noah’s family repopulated the earth, with God’s blessing. Please note that Abraham and Isaac married close relatives with no condemnation from God. Today, Marriages between close relatives often cause severe genetic deformities because of the defects inherited from both parents. Therefore, early families were produced by way of marriages among close relatives. If you think about it, that was the only way to have populated the world. Actually, if you don’t marry your relation, you don’t marry a human!
Overall, your theological views about incest would be correct – if they are applied to post-Mosaic Law situations.
It is also important to realize that incest does not disqualify one from salvation. It is what one does with the Person and work of Jesus Christ that determines salvation. A true conviction of and repentance from a sinful lifestyle has given many such people knowledge that they would enter Heaven immediately after death (1 John 5:11-13), because they have personally invited the Lord Jesus Christ into their lives, believing that He died for all of their sins, and rose again three days later (1 Corinthians 15:1-4., never having to die again (Romans 6:5-11).
Any young-earth scientist can be (and has been) a powerful influence on his community by knowing and dispersing those scientific and theological truths about the Creator of Genesis 1:1, namely Jesus Christ. Any job openings in ICR are provided online on our website (http://www.icr.org/jobs/).
For more information about this and other topics of interest, visit www.icr.org. For books, DVDs, and other resources, visit www.icr.org/store.
If you haven’t done so already, sign up for ICR’s free monthly magazine Acts & Facts.

Thank you again for your interest.
********
Communications Liaison
Institute for Creation Research

Recently, i have asked the same question to another creations research institute, Creation Ministries International. They answered:

Dear MJ,
I am please to let you know that your question has been answered in several articles in our website and in The Creation Answers Book. Here is a recent response to this popular question which also contains links to other articles:

creation.com/cains-wife-brother-sister-intermarriage

We have a number of Scientists in Europe which help with our peer review process and submit articles to Journal of Creation. If you could let me know your areas of expertise and training this is one way you may be able to help.

Regards, ******

Hey poor, you don’t have to be poor anymore
Jesus is here!
In the name of Jesus (Alleluiah!)
Feel like your life is going nowhere
Ten seconds… Standby
Jesus is the Son of God
Come in Jesus (Alleluiah!)
Oh God I’m a sinner!
I deserve to go to hell (Alleluiah!)

No Sex Until Marriage!

Oh God I’m a sinner, I deserve to go to hell
The bible said you keep him out in the lie
In the name of Jesus
Jesus is the Son of God
In the name of Jesus (Alleluiah!)
Hey poor, you don’t have to be poor anymore
Jesus is here! (Don’t tell the devil)
Hey poor, you don’t have to be Jesus!

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